the mexican struggles
My dad omfg so annoying
caldo de pollo for when you’re sick during a 105*F day
Bitch i laughed so ugly
Reblogging because I did the thing.
lol omg I did it tooo
if someone gave this to me i would die
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.
|—||Buddha (via kushandwizdom)|
Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably