White parents : May I come in?
My Parents: abre la pinche puerta quien chingaos te dio permiso de echarle seguro ni que tu pagaras los pinches biles.
| — | Maya Angelou (via creatingaquietmind) |
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
Message from David Karpeveryone needs to read this.
Fuck yeah
this is great
I think we need to take an hour to talk about the fact that he signed an official letter with
Fuck yeah,
DavidI want him to be my best friend.
| — | Benito Juárez (via mexicanfoodporn) |